nut hugger
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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