So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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