if you like me you must not know who I am
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You work out of a Hotel?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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