the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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