Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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