Dual....:-)
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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