It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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