i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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