I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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