kristin has been a bad kristin
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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