You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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