i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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