Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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