Ambien. No doubt about it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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