Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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