scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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