also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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