No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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