...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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