i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
