I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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