Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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