ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Plan B is the new Plan A
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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