apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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