can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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