He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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