There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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