Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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