We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
its liver damage thursday
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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