It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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