i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
In America we eat man semen.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
