Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you mean i was at the winter classic?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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