What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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