I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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