no, he came in my armpit
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Do vagina's smell?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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