the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
whose parrot is this?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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