We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
look no pants
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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