So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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