"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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