About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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