Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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