You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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