Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Is it because I queefed?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
