Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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