Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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