I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize