He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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