I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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