come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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