some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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