Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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