There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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