He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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