That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Panties = found
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